hey mate you hungry?

good. well call out your woman’s name, throw her nikees & yoga pants at her and tell her to sprint down to HolyCow Butchers and grab this.

plow one of these with a flood of Kel’s Pepper sauce and a Bundy chaser and you can now rest peacefully with your masculinity intact.

tell her to ask Shane to carve you out one and Kellie will sort her out with a nice sauce to go along with it. Problem solved. 🙂