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England & MI6 need Shane..

to deliver King Charlzy his beloved HolyCow Xmas Ham.

will he make it in time.. a shadowy axis of evil stands in his way.

who knows, stay tuned..

Update: Shane made it to the palace. But was  beaten, arrested & deported by the King’s guard to the far reaches of the realm.

Shane in Focus

featured in Focus Magazine! Port Macquarie.

and who gets to be on the front page.. “Hollywood” Shane Dean

“greatest butchering front man of all time”

interesting FACT: the lights bulbs in this image are powered by the ambient energy from Shane’s smile 🙂